15 Most Controversial Vintage Advertisements You Have Ever Seen

March 12, 2015

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15 Most Controversial Vintage Advertisements You Have Ever Seen

Here’s a little something you don’t get to see every day!

Social Media Revolver is presenting 15 of the craziest, most controversial vintage news paper advertisements ever published. Some of these ads are so left field and unreal that you’d think they might have been mistakes. Believe me, they are not mistakes, but samples of some wacky (or very clever) advertising from their era.

These days in most countries you couldn’t advertise guns, alcohol, cigarettes, let alone cocaine! Bearing in mind the original recipe for Coca Cola actually did contain 9 milligrams of cocaine! [*]

OK, let’s get started with everyone’s favourite character, Santa Claus.

1. A Gift Of Pleasure

Good Old Santa here acts as a poster boy for the third biggest cigarette brand in the world, Lucky Strike. Have you been good? OK, here’s a cigarette for ya!

Vintage Advertisement - Santa & Lucky Strike

2. Ronald Reagan’s Christmas Present

Here is another famous character advertising cigarettes. Ronald Reagan, the 40th president of the United States apparently sends Chesterfield to all his friends every Christmas. No unpleasant after-taste.

Vintage Advertisement - Chesterfield & Ronald Reagan

3. Purpose Of The Wife Revealed

Kenwood is advertising a multipurpose kitchen appliance that does everything but cooks. That’s where wives come in according to this ad.

Vintage Advertisement - Kenwood

4. Did You Test Your Coffee Today?

Here’s another thing that wives are useful for. Coffee testing and spanking.

Vintage Advertisement - Chase & Sanborn Coffee

5. Hey, Why Don’t You Buy Yourself A Gun For Christmas?

What a great idea! Combine that with too much eggnog and annoying relatives, and you’ll have a hell of a party!

Vintage Advertisement - Colt

6. Accidental Discharge Impossible

Here’s another clever idea! Mix guns with kids. Did anyone hear the story about the 2 year old who shot her mummy at the supermarket? Absolutely safe!

Vintage Advertisement - Iver Johnson Revolvers

7. For A Better Start In Life

Here’s another great product that is good for kids! It’s never too soon to start drinking Coca Cola. You can’t go wrong with 9 and a half tea spoons of sugar!

Vintage Advertisement - Coca Cola

8.  The Youngest Customers In The Business

Here’s “the other” big beverage company aiming at the infant end of their target market. Nothing does it like 7up…

Vintage Advertisement - 7UP

9. Every Woman Wants a Vacuum Cleaner For Christmas! No?

Hoover thinks your wife would be happier on Christmas morning if she received a vacuum. Better ask her first, though.

Vintage Advertisement - Hoover

10. Blow Some Cigarette Smoke At A Woman’s Face And See What Happens!

Tipalet thinks she’ll follow you home. We think she’ll kick you in the nuts.

Vintage Advertisement - Tipalet

11. See Your Doctor If You’re Not Sure

If your doctor is smoking Camels, perhaps you should do the same?

Vintage Advertisement - Camel Cigarettes

12. Mother And Baby Waisted Together

There’s nothing like a case of beer that unites babies with their mothers. So, is this ad claiming that the baby gets the benefits of beer through mother’s milk? Please explain.

Vintage Advertisement - Blatz Beer

13. Honey, You Are Thriving On Cooking And Cleaning

If beer doesn’t do it, PEP will!

Vintage Advertisement - Pep Vitamins

14. Afraid Of The Dentist? Get Some Cocaine!

If Coca Cola had it, so why not your tooth paste or mouth wash? I bet this little miracle product would get rid of all your other aches as well. Paranoia and dwarves might come in exchange, but who cares!

Vintage Advertisement - Cocaine Toothache Drops

15. Is It Legal To Kill A Woman?

OK, What Is Going On Here? We have no idea what this ad is about but it might have something to do with posting letters,.. or ties.

Vintage Advertisement - Pitney Bowes

If you liked these crazy vintage ads, please share them using the social buttons at the top. Infographic of these vintage advertisements can be found here.

If you have some of your own that you would like to share, please feel free to post a link in the comments.

[*] When launched, Coca-Cola’s two key ingredients were cocaine and caffeine. The cocaine was derived from the coca leaf and the caffeine from kola nut. Coca-Cola contained an estimated nine milligrams of cocaine per glass. In 1903, it was removed. Source: Wikipedia.

[**] Please note that the ideas and claims presented in these vintage advertisements are not in any way endorsed by the author.

About Kris Olin

Kris Olin is a web designer specialised in SEO, social media marketing, Facebook advertising and Internet promotion strategies. Kris has a masters degree in marketing, MSc (Econ.) and he has written the Facebook Advertising Guide. Follow Kris on Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook and .

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5 Responses to “15 Most Controversial Vintage Advertisements You Have Ever Seen”

  1. kksilvery Says:

    I like #3,4 and 12, i have to say those are weird kind of ads. they should have been placed those ads at the first place.

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  2. Kris Says:

    @ kksilvery, yes those are pretty wicked! How about no. 11? I think that is just brilliantly off!

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  3. Marika Lang Says:

    All of these vintage advertisements are hilarious and quite unbelievable today. Some phrases and slogans that we have used can be considered controversial as well, but they are pretty innocent compared to these ones. Examples: “Smokin’ hot Muurikka” or “you don’t have to quit smokin’ with Muurikka” or “when is smoking recommended by your GP? (smokin’ hot dishes prepared with Muurikka) Muurikka Electric Smoking Oven is a healthy option for all smokers, get yours from http://www.muuri.com.au. Your blog is a great read Kris!

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  4. jason Says:

    ha! thanks for the laugh needed it.

    jason
    http://titanium-businesssolutions.com

    Reply

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