Here’s our collection of the Top 10 Tweets floating around the Twittersphere. Some are ours, some are not. Please share if you find them annoying, funny, useful or otherwise shareable.
I once overheard our waiter get off his cell phone by saying, “Hold on, I have to bring these idiots their breadsticks.” #IOnceOverheard
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) March 18, 2015
Meeting Seamus Heaney is weird. It feels like meeting William Wordsworth and Bob Dylan at Dinner. It's nice to meet someone older than me.
— Billy Connolly (@Billy_Connolly) April 14, 2013
Immoral humourless moron: noun: One who treats jokes about bad things with the same fear & loathing as smart people treat actual bad things.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) June 3, 2013
I don't think I'm going to be too adventurous diet wise in Shanghai. Might just pop out for a Chinese.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) June 3, 2013
"Dogs never bite me. Just humans." – Marilyn Monroe http://t.co/rogKFsPa
— Marilyn Monroe (@MarilynMonroe) August 29, 2012
Just bought an amazing new pen that writes in any language.
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) June 30, 2012
Did you know that a guy called Ronald MacDonald robbed a Wendy's restaurant in New Hampshire in 2005? Funny as! pic.twitter.com/KtCZT5Q1
— SocialMedia Revolver (@SocialMediaRvl) June 19, 2012
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 15, 2012
Have you noticed that telemarketing and other spam calls are now called courtesy calls? No one gets fooled! pic.twitter.com/cIhVEBNy
— SocialMedia Revolver (@SocialMediaRvl) March 20, 2012
— Matt Cutts (@mattcutts) February 11, 2011
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