Here’s our collection of the Top 10 Tweets floating around the Twittersphere. Some are ours, some are not. Please share if you find them annoying, funny, useful or otherwise shareable.
Meeting Seamus Heaney is weird. It feels like meeting William Wordsworth and Bob Dylan at Dinner. It's nice to meet someone older than me.
— Billy Connolly (@Billy_Connolly) April 14, 2013
Immoral humourless moron: noun: One who treats jokes about bad things with the same fear & loathing as smart people treat actual bad things.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) June 3, 2013
I don't think I'm going to be too adventurous diet wise in Shanghai. Might just pop out for a Chinese.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) June 3, 2013
"Dogs never bite me. Just humans." – Marilyn Monroe http://t.co/rogKFsPa
— Marilyn Monroe (@MarilynMonroe) August 29, 2012
Just bought an amazing new pen that writes in any language.
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) June 30, 2012
Did you know that a guy called Ronald MacDonald robbed a Wendy’s restaurant in New Hampshire in 2005? Funny as! twitter.com/SocialMediaRvl…
— SocialMedia Revolver (@SocialMediaRvl) June 19, 2012
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 15, 2012
Have you noticed that telemarketing and other spam calls are now called courtesy calls? No one gets fooled! twitter.com/SocialMediaRvl…
— SocialMedia Revolver (@SocialMediaRvl) March 20, 2012
SomeoneToldMeThatYouCanFitALotMoreInformationIntoATweetIfYou’reWillingToSkipTheSpaces.Wow,They’reRight!OnTheNegativeSide,It’sPrettyAnnoying. — Matt Cutts (@mattcutts) February 11, 2011
A raccoon just came up to our back sliding glass door & looked in to say hi. He stopped & stared for a min & then went away! Too cute! #zoo
— Pam Moore (@PamMktgNut) February 14, 2013
Picture Quote of the Week: "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." -Albert Einstein pic.twitter.com/rQMYS1y0
— SocialMedia Revolver (@SocialMediaRvl) July 5, 2012
When God created the sharks he had way too many teeth available! pic.twitter.com/jgWitIsZ
— Kris Olin (@KrisOlin) July 5, 2012
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